*Ahem* OPINIONS OPINIONS OPINIONS.  OPINIONS, OPINIONS OPI-INI-INI-INI-INIONS......OPINIONS!!  *disclaimer*  No matter what jokes I make I don't hate people who like these movies.

This is probably the least subjective one on this list since I actually enjoyed this movie.  The reason it's here is that it failed in what it set out to do, which was to scare me.  Really this movie made me laugh.  Like I said in my review it might be just because I love horror movies, but because I was expecting to be terrified by this movie it was disappointing to me.  And with that all of the objectivity in this list goes out the window.

I would recommend this movie to anybody who likes a funny horror movie(I'm probably just messed up and it's not that funny.)

I wasn't expecting much out of this movie......and I didn't get much.  All of the emotion was sucked out of the movie because the dad was voiced by NICOLAS CAGE the professional so bad he's good actor.  The action was fun and the colors were vibrant but it didn't have any substance.  it was fun to watch during the action, but any of the downtime was unbelievably clichéd. 

I would recommend this movie to anybody who likes an animated movie but they don't require much substance.  Think Year One if it were animated and didn't have the upside of it starring Jack Black.

This movie has The Croods-itis, in that it's pretty to look at and some of the action was really enjoyable but the story was just a generic racing movie......oh and SNAILS!  So pretty much just look at the previous entry and replace Nicolas Cage with Samuel L. Jackson.

I would recommend this movie to people who like The Croods. 

Mama was like The Conjuring, because it wasn't very scary, but I wasn't really entertained by it either.  The main characters were unlikeable, and I think that the CGI was way overdone in this movie.  Guillermo Del Toro is a master of making CGI blend with the real environments.....not in this movie.  "Mama" looked unbelievably silly when they finally revealed her at the end of the movie.  Speaking of the end of the movie, I think that the ending was way to cheesy for the atmosphere that they had set up throughout the movie.  The little girls were sufficiently creepy near the start of the movie, but when the focus switches from them to "Mama" the tensions completely goes away, and it turns into a generic ghost movie.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who doesn't watch many horror movies.

PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I HOPE YOU LIKE PUNS!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S A LEEK IN THE BOAT!!!!!  HA!!!!!..........*phew* okay......I've calmed down now.  I had some high hopes for this movie because the first one was a pretty good family movie.  This on the other hand was the equivalent of jangling keys in the face of the audience for 2 hours(which also coincidentally is pretty much what these reviews are).  My real problem with this movie is that it was absolutely gorgeous but every joke was really predictable and the plot was beyond generic.  It was kept slightly entertaining in it's vibrant colors and animation, but a movie can't get away on looks alone (if they could Michael Bay would be a master of film making).




I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes...........

PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I said I didn't finish this movie.  I at least made throughout the rest of the movies on this list, I even made it through #1.  This still isn't higher on the list purely because.......I can't care.




I would recommend this movie to people who like to watch paint dry, while grass grows to the side, and a One Republic cover being sung by Foreigner plays in the background.

........I think I'm ready to talk about this movie without bursting a blood vessel......I think.  Enders Game was the most disappointing movie I've ever watched.  I was expecting a lot from this movie due to the book being one of the best science fiction stories I've ever read.  The movie on the other hand was one of the most generic movies I've ever seen.  If you haven't noticed yet I've been complaining that most of these movies are generic.......because I have......yeah.  My biggest problem with Enders Game is that it took away all of the character development and just decided to make Ender generic sci-fi hero #25739.  The book was a character study with some really interesting characters.  The book was at least decently subtle, but this movie was about as subtle as a train wreck.......on a plane.....that turns into a transformer and tears it's way through a giant billboard that says "FEEL SOMETHING!!!!!".....in 3D.  As I said in my review the script for this movie was most likely made by tearing apart the book then super gluing random parts together.  Incidentally I think I'm being a bit hard on this movie.








I would recommend this movie to anybody who thinks that Looper is too confusing.

They may as well have called this movie Found Footage Movie because that's pretty much what it is.  The whole idea of this type of movie is pointing out movies and saying "hahaha that existed right guys?!" without actually making a joke out of it they just point out that it existed.  They don't even wait to see if the movie that they're "parodying" will be remembered.  By doing that they date the movie instead of something like Space Balls or Airplane which can still be enjoyed to this day.  I've been told that the Wayans brothers are funny but I'm finding that very hard to believe after watching this train wreck. 




I would recommend his movie to anyone who likes "movie movies".

The tagline of this movie is "An equal opportunity offender"...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Wow would you look at that, this movie actually made me laugh......wow.  This movie is like a Neo-Nazi in that it offends everyone except white, straight, Christian men.  Another thing that I learned about this movie is that most of the stuff in it happened to real people.  If I want to see people getting pranked I'll just go on YouTube.  The quality of Inappropriate Comedy is summed up in the sentence "it stars Rob Schneider." take that how you will.




I would recommend this to anyone who likes Rob Schneider.

 Movie 43 is just STUPID.  It is the most moronic, disgusting, mindless movie I've ever seen.  It's what the guys on Welcome to the Basement (check them out they're awesome) would call a talent bomb.  It's a bunch of incredibly talented people working on an unbelievably awful movie.  Imagine a movie starring Hugh Jackman, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Grace Moretz, Emma Stone, Uma Thurman, Halle Berry, and Johnny Knoxville.  Sounds really good right?  Now imagine that it's a sketch comedy that has 11 directors.  Does it still sound good?  Yes..........NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every single joke was unbelievably stupid.  The idea of the movie is that this movie is really, really bad.  Instead of scrapping that idea and saying "No that's stupid, We should do a good movie instead." they decided to make it and just market it in a way that shows NOTHING about the movie.  The rest of the movies on this list at least had one or two good moments in them, but this had absolutely nothing to give.  I feel stupider for having seen this movie and I wouldn't recommend this movie to my worst enemy.




I would recommend this movie to anyone who was JUGGLED AS A BABY.  (I repeat this is all in the name of comedy, I don't hate people who like this movie.) JUGGLED AS A BABY!

I am so sorry that this was this late but......I'm lazy okay. I am hopefully going to fix this by giving myself a schedule. It will be a sort of loose form thing but it will hopefully help me to continue to write on here. My schedule will be at least one video on the weekend and maybe the occasional video on a week day. No specific dates because I know that I wouldn't be able to do that, so I'm just taking baby steps into the idea of regular content. I would love to put out more stuff but I still have to deal with school and home life so this is the best I can do for now. And now to make up for my perpetual lateness here are some stupid pictures I found on the Internet.

    This has been my first year of really getting into film and it's payed off in the large amount of incredible movies I saw this year.   Because of that making this list was really difficult.  I had 20 movies that I really enjoyed this year,so to make this list I had  to get rid of half the movies that I loved.
    Since it's really unlikely that you have the same opinion as me.  This list is my OPINION this OPINION will most likely be different from your OPINION but that is why I am saying that it's an OPINION...........*ahem* OPINION OPINION OPI-INI-INION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPI-NION.

It hurts me to put this movie so low on the list, but that speaks volumes for how good this year was for movies.  A lot of people said that this movie was boring, and to those people I say......nothing because they probably wouldn't be able to pay attention long enough to make it to the end of the sentence.  All of the performances in this movie were incredible and I cared about every character in the movie.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys a great drama that might be a bit slower than your common movie.  Happy Madison crowd beware.

And now on the complete opposite end of the spectrum...Elysium!  This was the new movie from Neill Blomkamp the director of District 9.  I wasn't expecting much from the trailers and I was pleasently surprised to say the least!  Elysium was action-packed and had an interesting story delivered by great actors. 

 I would recommend this to anyone who enjoys an action movies or sci-fi films with great stories. Whoa (5 awesome points if you get the reference)

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME, AWESOME AWESOME......AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME, AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.  AWESOME..........Ok I'll calm down and actually talk about the movie.  Objectively Pacific Rim didn't have a great story but frankly I couldn't care less, it was the most fun I've ever had at the movies!  Really the only reason it's this low is that it's not nearly as good on Blu-Ray as it was in the theaters. 

I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes fun! So not critic 1.

British comedy is by far my favorite type of comedy because it's so dry and sarcastic and that's exactly what this movie is.  Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were both hilarious in this movie as were the other people who I can't remember the names of.  I need to watch more of the Cornetto trilogy to see if they make this movie even funnier than it already is.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys British comedy.  Movies with one British guy don't count....I'm looking at you Happy Madison crowd.

American Hustle was such a great movie and it had some of the best dialogue I've heard in a movie this year.  All of the actors in this movie were having so much fun, especially Jennifer Lawrence.  She was just as great as she is in all of her movies and really, in real life.  The story was also  really fun and according to the beginning of the movie some of it happened. 

I would recommend it to anyone who likes movies about conmen. with some true parts apparently.

This movie was incredibly intense.  I was on the edge of my seat throughout the entire movie.  Sandra Bullock and George Clooney both gave incredible performances and that mixed with the unbelievable CGI it really gave a feeling of being in space. I'm really preaching to the choir with this one because most people went to go see this movie but if you didn't.....STOP READING THIS AND GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!  THIS LIST ISN'T EVEN THAT GREAT JUST GO!  GO!(PLEASE DON'T GO) GO! 

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys movies that keep you on the edge of your seat.......IIIIIIIINNNNNNN SPAAAAAACCCCCE!

This was the movie that got me interested in F1 racing....for a couple hours but still I absolutely loved everything about this movie.  It was an adult drama despite what the trailers would have you believe, but it did have the intense racing that they showed in all the trailers.  The drama was intense,  all the racing scenes were beautiful, and all of the characters were really likeable.  The characters being likeable led to the aspect of this movie that I really liked, the fact that neither of the racers were the villain you found yourself rooting for each of them throughout the movie. 

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys racing movies or dramas with really likeable characters (maybe too likeable(dundun dun duuuuuun))

This was the true story of Solomon Northup a  free African-American man who was captured and sold into slavery.  This movie stuck with me for weeks and I still think about it from time to time.  It was VERY hard to watch, but I would still recommend it to anyone.  Chiwetel Ejiofor gave an amazing performance under the incredible direction of Steve McQueen, who set up some of the most beautiful shots I've ever seen. 

I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys a historical drama.
  No joke for this one because this movie is too serious (massa) dang, couldn't escape making a roots reference.

Dallas Buyers Club was the most heartfelt movie that I've seen this year.  Matthew McConaughey gave an amazing performance as Ron Woodroof.  Jared Leto was even better as Rayon and he didn't play her stereotypically at all.  The movie also had a great message about accepting all people for who they are.  The story was compelling and I found myself rooting for a homophobic womanizing Texan which is a real challenge.

I would recommend this movie to anybody who isn't a STUPID FREAKING HOMOPHOBE!!!!........RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!

*Trumpets!*THE WOLF OF WALLSTREET!!!!*More trumpets!*....!!!!!!  This was without a doubt the best movie of the year.  Dallas Buyers Club and 12 Years a Slave were both incredible but they don't come even close to this masterpiece.  It was the funniest movie I saw this year and one of the most dramatic movies of the year at the same time.  Throughout the course of the movie you saw the character of Jordan Belfort go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows throughout the course of this admittedly stupidly long movie.  No matter how long it was, it was always entertaining!  I loved this movie and I will be so angry if Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't get an Oscar for his amazing performance in this movie.

I would recommend this movie to anybody.......yeah just anybody.

Sorry that this review was so late but these lists are actually hard to make.....and I procrastinated a lot.  My top ten worst list will hopefully be finished by next week (maybe).